It always amazes us that women will agonize over something we wear occasionally- a pair of diamond studs let’s say- yet balk at paying for a quality bra? Us Dolls feel that our breasts have served us faithfully over the years. We treat each of our bosoms as though they were the Hope Diamond. We encourage you to do the same.
Let us Dolls give you a custom fitting this coming Saturday at Shecky’s Girls Day Out in The Hamptons. We will also be doing an exclusive one-day summer sale. What other reason do you need to pamper yourself!
Jul 101pm-6pm
Southampton Historical Museum 17 Meeting House Ln.(Main St. & Jobs Lane)Southampton, 11968http://www.sheckys.com/events/
Join the Dolls this Saturday June 19th for a fabulous day filled with lingerie, live music and other goodies!
Come Celebrate West Reading’s Art On The Avenue
With Dirty Dolls Lingerie And LiliBea’s!
Treat Yourself To A Professional Bra Fitting
And Enjoy Some Live Music.
Some of our girlfriends have worked themselves into a frenzy over this Betty-White-hosting-SNL business. While we were excited, we don’t quite foam at the mouth for Betty. Dolly Parton is the Doll who really gets us going. She’s just our kinda woman. All big smile, sassy mouth, and dangerous curves–but don’t you cross her, because she’s a lady who will lasso your ass and tie you down if you can’t act right. You saw 9 to 5 didn’t you? Well if not, honey, you should!
Sometimes when it’s muggy out, Manhattan falls away and it makes us feel a bit like we’re back down South. We open the windows real wide and pull on some silky underthings. We’ll make a jar of sweet tea, prepare some cold orange slices, get our facial masks on, and we’re ready for Steel Magnolias. You will remember from Dolly Appreciation 101 that Ms. Parton shone in the role of Truvy Jones, the spitfire salon owner? While the film has a script packed full of zingers, our prize goes to the following snippet:
Truvy: Well, these thighs haven’t gone out of the house without lycra on them since I was 14.
Clairee: You were brought up right.
We hope the next time you’re painting the town red, you’ll be wearing one of our sexy Showstoppin’ Shapers on your thighs. Because, we’re pretty sure that you were brought up right, too.
Being a domestic goddess looks a lot more difficult than it really is. We’ll let you in on a secret–it’s the little things that are significant. Make your own version of Nutella and you will see a look of unwarranted awe pass your gentleman caller’s visage. Anything involving chocolate can usually get a rise out of a man. Wearing lingerie while making a chocolate condiment takes the entire effort over the edge. We’ll show you how to make something he’ll beg to taste.
For best results, follow this recipe while wearing your Curvaceous Cleavage Brassiere, high heels, and a frilly apron. Panties optional.
Ingredients:
About 2 cups raw hazelnuts
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 cup confectioner’s sugar
1/2 teaspoon or so of vanilla
1/8 teaspoon salt or omit it if you retain a lot of water
3 tablespoons hazelnut oil, more as needed (use canola in a pinch)
Steps:
1. Add the hazelnuts to a blender or food processor and pulse until they are smooth like peanut butter. Takes about 6 minutes.
2. Add everything else to the blender or food processor and pulse until it’s the consistency you desire. Add more oil for a smoother result.
3. Use where and when needed. Wink.
Store it in an airtight container in the fridge until you’re uneasy about using it. Let it come to room temperature before spreading or dipping anything into it.
When planning for our bridal underpinnings photo shoot, we envisioned a location that was both sexy and luxurious. Our favorite bar The Richardson in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, was the very first place that popped to mind. With its low lights and damask walls, this Prohibition-style speakeasy is the ideal place for an after-work cocktail or late night rendezvous. We fell in love with The Richardson the very first moment we walked in—the amazing bartenders make excellent cocktails like the Jack Rose or Scottish Dew, and the whiskey selection is world class.
The next time you’re in NYC, please stop by the Richardson. There’s a good chance you’ll see the Dolls at the bar, toasting each other with a couple of cherry-red Manhattans!
This past week, us Dolls packed up our brassieres and hit the road to the lovely town of Spring Lake, NJ. Our destination–the trunk show at Linger Boutique, of course!
The lovely owner Robin and her fabulous mom hosted the most amazing event! They even coined a new drink, the Dirty-Doll-Tini (recipe below). While enjoying these delightful cocktails, guests were treated to bra fittings and samples of the delightful products from The Botanical Collection. The Dolls also launched their new line of bridal underpinnings at this event. The guests could not wait to try on the lingerie. And once they’d been fit in their Dirty Dolls bras, they burst out of the dressing rooms to model!
Linger owner Robin enjoying a Dirty-Doll-Tini in her Curvaceous Cleavage Brassiere
We even met an adorable Dirty Doll in the making!
Thanks to Robin and her mom for hosting such a wonderful event in their beautiful store! Stop by this fabulous store and pick up something for yourself, or someone special!
How to make your very own Dirty-Doll-Tini:
Pour 2 parts Vodka to 1 part Creme de Cacao (white) into a cocktail shaker. Add ice cubes. Shake well. Rub rim of glass with orange peel and dip into dish of Cocoa Powder. Drop 3 chocolate chips in bottom of glass. Strain & pour contents of cocktail shaker into glass. Next slip into your favorite piece from Dirty Dolls Lingerie, and enjoy!
Come out next Monday April 19th for a night of glamour that gives back! This amazing night will feature a burlesque show, art bra auction and much more! It’s all to benefit the Aunt of performer The Incredible, Edible Akynos who is battling breast cancer. If you can’t make it out to the event, donations are being accepted online through the below link. The link also gives a full rundown of the evenings performers, art bra creators and sponsors.
