Dirty Dolls Society

Mama Doll decided to host a lingerie party for her friends and colleagues, all of whom claimed to be in desperate need of new brassieres. So the Dolls took a midnight road trip out to York, Pennsylvania, in order to please these busty customers. Mama Doll really went all out with the hors d’oeuvres and wine, and she represented by wearing her After Midnight Smooth Moves Brassiere under a neckline that showed just the right amount of lace.

The turnout for the party was tremendous, and The Dolls were a bit overwhelmed by the number of tas-tas that needed to be fit. But there was a job to be done, so The Dolls put on some smooth jazz and got down to business!

After hours of fitting, hoisting, pulling, and nudging things into place, The Dolls knew their job was done.  It was especially rewarding to see clients leave the fittings proudly donning their new brassieres. The ladies had no bones about lifting up their shirts to show their friends the great brassieres they’d just purchased – let’s hear it for self-confidence! The Peek-a-Boo Camisole Brassiere finally had it’s moment in the spotlight, as almost all the ladies recognized the style’s versatility.

One lovely client even commented that The Dolls “made her feel pretty again.” Those words brought tears to our eyes—that’s our entire mission, in a nutshell!. Another partygoer was glad that she got some of our bras “before we went Oprah.” Um, Oprah? Can you hear us? We are here for you!

When The Dolls finally headed back to their homebase in New York, they did so with hearts wildly aflutter, ecstatic at having outfitted the great ladies of York. The Dolls now smile every time they think of those ladies down in southern Pennsylvania, wearing their glamorous Dirty Dolls Lingerie. Glad we could help!

Dirty Dolls presenting the line to the fabulous ladies of PA.

Dirty Dolls packing it up top head back to NYC.

The Dirty Dolls duo was recently invited to host a lingerie party at the beautiful home of Cynthia “The Hostess with the Most-ess” Weisberg in Long Island City. Her potluck party was a hit, and so, too, was Dirty Dolls Lingerie! The ladies were so excited about their new lingerie that they opted to shed their old brassieres and wear their DD’s home to show their boyfriends. We received word the next day that those boys were very grateful! One fabulous party-goer commented that Dirty Dolls’ Curvaceous Cleavage Bra defied gravity, as she had never seen her “girls” hoisted so high!
Thanks, Cynthia! We love that you both support and “get support” from Dirty Dolls Lingerie.

In an attempt to save money, The Dolls decided that it would be a good idea to truck it out to the warehouses of Jersey–South Kearny, to be exact. Apparently, this town is sort of the Ellis Island of lingerie. The poor Dolls sat in the detention center for hours waiting for their importation documents to be settled. As they neared desperation, the Dolls even considered putting on a burlesque act for the other truckers and warehouse employees. However, just in the nick of time, their name was called. And how The Dolls cheered! But their mood quickly darkened as they realized that they had 2,000 pounds of lingerie to load into their rented truck. Their only option was to smile and bat their lashes at the warehouse staff, who melted at the sight. All of the sudden, a gaggle of men with forklifts and weight-support belts came to The Dolls’ assistance—who said chivalry was dead? Alas, once The Dolls’ got their long-awaited lingerie back to their NYC stomping grounds, there were no burly men waiting to unload those 2,000 pounds worth of bras, panties, and shapers—they had to hike up their sleeves and do it all themselves! And so the DD duo has developed a deep respect for those engaged in the trucking life. Fellow truckers, we salute you!

2,000 pounds of lingerie!