Being a domestic goddess looks a lot more difficult than it really is. We’ll let you in on a secret–it’s the little things that are significant. Make your own version of Nutella and you will see a look of unwarranted awe pass your gentleman caller’s visage. Anything involving chocolate can usually get a rise out of a man. Wearing lingerie while making a chocolate condiment takes the entire effort over the edge. We’ll show you how to make something he’ll beg to taste.
For best results, follow this recipe while wearing your Curvaceous Cleavage Brassiere, high heels, and a frilly apron. Panties optional.
Ingredients:
About 2 cups raw hazelnuts
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 cup confectioner’s sugar
1/2 teaspoon or so of vanilla
1/8 teaspoon salt or omit it if you retain a lot of water
3 tablespoons hazelnut oil, more as needed (use canola in a pinch)
Steps:
1. Add the hazelnuts to a blender or food processor and pulse until they are smooth like peanut butter. Takes about 6 minutes.
2. Add everything else to the blender or food processor and pulse until it’s the consistency you desire. Add more oil for a smoother result.
3. Use where and when needed. Wink.
Store it in an airtight container in the fridge until you’re uneasy about using it. Let it come to room temperature before spreading or dipping anything into it.