Archive for December, 2008
Dirty Dolls wish you a fabulous holiday and New Year!
Monday, December 22nd, 2008Dirty Dolls Take a Deep Breath and Exhale….
Monday, December 22nd, 2008The trunk-show dreams of the Dirty Dolls have finally come true! The Exhale Spa decided to host a Dirty Dolls Lingerie show. The Dolls awoke at the crack of dawn to don their brassieres and uniforms, and to slip their signature flowers into their hair. They arrived at the spa a bit worn out from all the early morning work. One Doll went to the coffee cart wearing only her uniform and her Curvaceous Cleavage Brassiere. That bra worked it’s magic, as all of the construction workers escorted her to the front of the line. Thanks, boys, you really understand the hardships of being a Doll! Meanwhile, the spa ladies were going crazy for the shapers, which are helpful just in case your tummy didm’t get quite as flat as you’d hoped in your core fusion class.
Dirty Dolls Love Long Island City!!
Monday, December 22nd, 2008The Dirty Dolls duo was recently invited to host a lingerie party at the beautiful home of Cynthia “The Hostess with the Most-ess” Weisberg in Long Island City. Her potluck party was a hit, and so, too, was Dirty Dolls Lingerie! The ladies were so excited about their new lingerie that they opted to shed their old brassieres and wear their DD’s home to show their boyfriends. We received word the next day that those boys were very grateful! One fabulous party-goer commented that Dirty Dolls’ Curvaceous Cleavage Bra defied gravity, as she had never seen her “girls” hoisted so high!
Thanks, Cynthia! We love that you both support and “get support” from Dirty Dolls Lingerie.
Crazy Truckin’ Dolls!!
Monday, December 22nd, 2008In an attempt to save money, The Dolls decided that it would be a good idea to truck it out to the warehouses of Jersey–South Kearny, to be exact. Apparently, this town is sort of the Ellis Island of lingerie. The poor Dolls sat in the detention center for hours waiting for their importation documents to be settled. As they neared desperation, the Dolls even considered putting on a burlesque act for the other truckers and warehouse employees. However, just in the nick of time, their name was called. And how The Dolls cheered! But their mood quickly darkened as they realized that they had 2,000 pounds of lingerie to load into their rented truck. Their only option was to smile and bat their lashes at the warehouse staff, who melted at the sight. All of the sudden, a gaggle of men with forklifts and weight-support belts came to The Dolls’ assistance—who said chivalry was dead? Alas, once The Dolls’ got their long-awaited lingerie back to their NYC stomping grounds, there were no burly men waiting to unload those 2,000 pounds worth of bras, panties, and shapers—they had to hike up their sleeves and do it all themselves! And so the DD duo has developed a deep respect for those engaged in the trucking life. Fellow truckers, we salute you!
2,000 pounds of lingerie!